Incompatible? MY FOOT.

I read that Eoin Colfer said that Holly and Artemis couldn't get together because they were PHYSICALLY INCOMPATIBLE. Yeah, right.
I posted (it was on Facebook) on his wall that that statement was a bunch of troll droppings, because there are some real-life couples that are drastically different in size. I brought up this National Geographic article I had read a while back about this enormous Norwegian man that was married to this teeny tiny Asian woman. It had a picture of them side by side, and the woman's head came about the same height as his belt. Roughly the same difference as Holly and Artemis, I think.
So, you'll have to think up a better excuse than that, Mr Colfer, because ARTEMIS AND HOLLY BELONG TOGETHER AND YOU KNOW IT.






If any of you don't get the reference, Hagrid is a half-giant: his mom was a giant and his dad was a human. Just proving that two different sized people CAN be together. Er, besides the fact that she left him because giants are mean. Because Holly wouldn't do that, she's nice.



That's all :3


Thoughts?